Since 2003, Psycho Suzi’s has been lighting up Nordeast Minneapolis with a passive- aggressive mixture of bad taste and good Minnesota hospitality. Read on to see what makes us tick (but don't look too close, or you’ll lose an eye, mister).
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Psycho Suzi's is many things -- a hideout for shady characters, a rest stop on the road to oblivion, a desination for bachelorette parties and nefarious conspiracies alike. But mostly it's an updated tiki bar for a crass and cynical age, a running gag that never needs a punch line (but could definitely use some rum-spiked punch).
We take lovingly-remembered tiki bar history, a healthy helping of tattoo culture, several measures of kitsch, a dash of voodoo and a passion for good times, stick them all in a blender and hit Liquify. The result is a feast for the senses, which is to say some senses will be pleased and others horrified. Either way, you'll remember us (or a vague blur that you will think was us).
Put another way: yes, we are a tiki bar, but as Suzi likes to say, "Your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant." We're here to have a good time with bad taste and amazing things to eat and drink, and we hope you are too.
Aren't you the little planner! As it happens, we do take reservations inside the restaurant during the day, for parties of 8 or more. If you don't have that many friends, please feel free to call our hosts at 612.788.9069 for tips on getting a seat. No, wearing a grass skirt will not necessarily let you cut in line.
If you can't stand to be surrounded by the rabble, you can rent your own personal Shangri-La -- our upstairs theme bars, ready to cater to your every whim. Check out our Rentals page to learn more.
During the day we like to keep the place family-friendly. At night the freaks come out, and we start carding at the door by 9pm. Any minors that enter before 9pm should be on their merry way by 10pm.
You can find a huge pile of questionable items on our online store at http://store.psychosuzis.com/, and at our merch counter at the restaurant.
Suzi loves dogs as much as the next girl! Dogs are allowed on the patio if they are on a leash and well-behaved. No other furry friends are allowed, so please leave your marmot at home.
Yes, we have a dock that patrons can use while dining in the restaurant. We request that you complete any waterski pyramid stunts and/or high-speed boat chases prior to your arrival.
We like to have cake fights and pass out on the lawn, but that's just us. On your actual birthday you get a free "Birthday Drink" of our own design, or if you’re not into that, a tap beer of your choice.